A little less than a month ago I attended the Sales 2.0 conference. All attendees registering for the conference provided their contact information including their email and phone numbers. Being a marketer, I expected that all of the sponsors of the conference would be given the attendee list to perform their own lead follow-up. This was Sales 2.0 after all.
I had high expectations from these vendors who should be using the latest and greatest marketing techniques. But the real life experiences were so dreadful that I thought I would share some of them with you. I have used a grade-style rating system for each vendor featured here. The vendor names are not provided to protect the guilty.
Vendor #1
The first email I got from this vendor made catchy use of the St. Patrick’s Day holiday to offer me a discount. Points for cuteness. But the email itself looked amateurish and sloppy. It highlighted some old and new features but did not provide any URLs to their web site to allow me to investigate further. The only call to action was to call a sales person. Not likely for an introvert like myself. I rate my first impression a “C”.
I received the second email from this vendor a week later. What a difference a week makes. This email was obviously researched and sent by a real person. In fact, the person not only said that they researched my company but included details that showed me that they researched my company. Big points here. But once again, the email itself contained key features, all nicely underlined. But none of those underlined features were links to content on the web site. This second response rated a “B” with me. I did reply and mention that I wasn’t interested. I even got a thank you for my reply. Now let’s see whether their automated system continues to bug me.
Vendor #2
Vendor #2 first contacted me about three weeks after the conference. The email they sent was a generic email to register for an IDC white paper. It was not signed by a person and included no links to their web site or to contact them. It was register or nothing. I was curious enough about the IDC value that I read the first sentence. But it was so long and convoluted, that I quickly deleted the email. First contact rating, a “D”.
One day later, I got an email signed by a person. It started with the sentence, “I wanted to follow up and thank you for attending Sales 2.0 and speaking with vendor name here”. Very bad news for this vendor. I did not speak with them at the conference. I didn’t even hand any representative of the company a business card at the conference. That said, the email did have a direct link to a demo on their web site. Bad news, the link showed the ugliness of the URL rather than a good hyperlink. O.k. Some training of their account reps is needed. But then there were these weird links to two other demos (these were actually formed better) that kind of trailed the signature. Unfortunately, I just couldn’t get over the opening line of the email and sent the poor account rep a note pointing out the approach flaws. I did not get a reply from him. Second contact rating, an “F”. This interaction so turned me off that I quickly decided never to buy from them.
Six days later, this vendor's auto-generation machine is working fine. I got another generic email to register for a different white paper. Time to unsubscribe. (By the way, how did I get subscribed in the first place? I never "opted in" to anything. Isn't this spam?)
Vendor #3
Sometime before Vendor #2 sent me the personalized email, Vendor #3 sensitized me to the wrong opening approach. At the end of my work day (5:00 pm PDT), I got a phone call from an account rep at Vendor #3. They started by mentioning my visit to their booth at the Sales 2.0 conference. You can see where this is going. I politely indicated that I hadn’t done so. The rep recovered nicely (you can do that on the phone) and used the opportunity to give me a one line description of what her company did. This was helpful. Then, as I indicated I wasn’t interested, she asked me if I wanted to be removed from their call list. A verbal unsubscribe! Bless her heart. I said “yes”. This won Vendor #3 big points (and probably is helping keep their database clean too). I rate Vendor #3 an “A”.
Tune in to my next blog entry to get my list of dos and don’ts for email marketing.